Why do birds crap on statues?
They land on the statues, then requirement to poop, so there it goes. The flat areas of a statue make it more distinguishable as well.
The statue never moves and is external which increases the likely hood of it being pooped on. Humans would look like they get pooped on a lot if we never cleaned it off when it did ensue. Statues can't clean themselves.
Why have I been pooped on 4 times within public?
Birds aren't choosy, they crap everywhere!
Answers: They always crap. It's just more noticeable on statues :)
Because they don't use toilets.
because they look like humans the most in need actually walking around and smacking them
they don't have a bathroom