Any abnormal cat stories to share?

Today, I was cleaning out the litter box and one of my cats needed to use it. Apparently, he could not wait for me to finish, he hopped into the trash can and used it as his litter box. Thankfully I had a trash backpack in it so it was easy verbs up.

Has your kitty done something weird like this?
lol when we FIRST get my cat (his name is frank and I SWEAR he could like fit in ur hand) i be watching tv and all i see is this HUGE gray figure come FLYING down form the third floor! i checked him out and he wasnt limping and WAS fine. ive since learned from after that hes bolder then he should b lool (ps he also walks along the banister i know right TOTAL dare devil :P:P
Just last week I was changing my cats litter and i be pouring it in the box and there was so much dust. I kept describing her to leave but she wouldnt listen. so she took a big whiff and had a cough spazm. she kept coughing and coughing and it sounded resembling she was gonna puke. I held her like a baby and kept pat her back to stop the fit. it was sooo funny. she sounded like a matured man choking. i felt bad for her but i told her to leave. lol.
my mom was cleaning my cats litter box and he go in the laundry room..-.- and another time me and my mom were laying on her bed conversation and he jumped off her armwar onto her bedO_O outa nowhere jus BAM oh and my orange cat punches my dog..not claw, punch
Years ago I lived surrounded by a house that backed up to a open field and our cat Azrael (Ozzie) did alot of hunting. Daily, he would bring mice (10 to 20) up to the backbone door. One day I noticed he was giving some of them to our dog. My sweet basset hound mix lack the killer instinct and would spit them out. So Oz would re-catch them and kill them for the dog to devour. It was so sweet and gross at the same time.
Answers:    I have five cats and three litter boxes. The cats crack me up every afternoon. It's like they're having a competition to see who can get to the freshly cleaned litter box to pee first after I measure. At least 2-3 of them will literally hover around me while I'm scooping, then they'll all budge for the box at the same time. They don't fight or anything, they just adjectives jump for the litter box. When I move on to the next litter box, it adjectives starts over. It's pretty funny some days.
One time at my grandma's house we be watching TV and the cat suddenly came flying into the room through mid-air. She jumped off of the shelf that be just outside the living room door. It was pretty funny.
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