Does your cat backing you wrap Christmas presents? How fun is that?
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door.
3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping weekly.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, label, etc.
7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that have been in the drawer since last stop by, and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to see cutting to size.
13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the adjectives line straight.
14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore the paper.
15. Cut moment sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the bag the present come out of.
16. Place present on cut-to-size paper.
17. Lift up edges of paper to seal contained by present, wonder why edges now don't reach, and find cat between present and paper. Remove cat and retry.
18. Place thing on paper, to hold in place, while cutting obvious sticky tape.
19. Spend next 20 minutes carefully trying to remove obvious sticky tape from cat with pair of fastener scissors.
20. Seal paper down with transparent sticky video, making corners as neat as possible.
21. Look for roll of ribbon; chase cat down hall and retrieve ribbon.
22. Try to wrap present with ribbon contained by a two-directional turn.
23. Re-roll up ribbon and remove paper that is now
torn, due to cat's enthusiasm surrounded by chasing ribbon end.
24. Repeat steps 12-22 until down to last sheet of paper.
25. Decide to skip steps 12-16 surrounded by order to save time and reduce risk of losing concluding sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that you know is right size for sheet of paper.
26. Put present within box, and tie down with string.
27. Remove string, open box and remove cat.
28. Put all packing materials contained by bag with present and head for lockable room.
29. Once inside room, lock door and start to re-lay out packing materials.
30. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat external door, close door and re-lock.
31. Lay out last sheet of paper. (Admittedly this is difficult in the small nouns of the toilet, but try your best!)
32. Seal box, wrap with paper and start repairs by very meticulously sealing down tears with transparent sticky video. Now tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to squirrel away worst affected areas.
33. Label, then sit back and worship your handiwork, congratulating yourself on making good of a bad living.
34. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
35. Spend subsequent 15 minutes looking for cat, before coming to obvious conclusion.
36. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.
37. Retrieve all discarded sheets of wrapping weekly, feed cat and retire to lockable room for last attempt, making certain you are alone and the door is locked.
38. At time of hand over present, smile sweetly at receiver's face, as they try and hide their contempt at being hand such a badly wrapped present.
39. Swear to yourself that next year, you will get the store to wrap the darn entity for you.
I can hardly wait!
:) I like that!
My cat basically decides to nap on the unrolled wrapping paper looking pleased beside herself that I am now looking at her. The other one is in the kitchen waiting to steal some of our holiday goodies.
Ha ha xD Pretty true..
But sometimes I give my cats present for fun, like a cat toy or something, and afterwards i put Catnip spray on the present when the present is wrapped in and my cats enjoy opening the present, so cute!.
OR.you could just wrap a present usually and have people think your carzy by unfolding them the cat wrapped it up.
ROFL That was fantastic...and don't I know the Christmas wrapping routine thoroughly VERY well! <<<Scream>>>!! That's why I call my brood of Maine Coons the Loonie Coonies ;)
It got me chuckling and powerfully worth a star :)
kitty!
Very good, I've be there. Add in all the fun I've have picking the Christmas tree up off the floor. There have been a couple of Christmases when I wish that I were Jewish!
Whew!
Multiply this by three cats and about 15 presents and it is a mess!
(This was funny, thanks for posting it.)
Very believable ! :o)
Answers: Sounds about right! Makes you wonder why general public buy fancy, expensive toys for their cats, when their favorite toys are inevitably a paper grocery bag, an empty box, bottle cap and the plastic ring from the milk jug.
Haha. Funny
I see you and that dumb cat are still taking drugs.Just to inform you my CAT does it's own shopping...goes to lunch while they are wrapping her gifts...Now that is a smart Kitty.
Hahaha!
Don't you own twenty cats?
My cat is idle and would rather chew on my socks then wrapping paper.
He might verbs the ribbon though...I'll have to find out :)
Thanks for posting! I laughed out loud. This is SO true!
funny :) Lori rips everything to shreds
