Weird things you're cats do?

my list could go on from suckling my ear lobe to pinching my straws from my drink to drinking water from a cup.
My cats do a really neat trick.they disappear when coyotes are around.unfortunately they can only do this trick once...(I hold lost 3 this way...guess I need to teach them a foreign trick) ;-)
My cat likes to stand on the windowsill at one end of my apartment and run as fast as she can into the door on the other appendage. She also drinks from the shower floor. Whenever i take a shower i have to lock her out or she'll put her paw in and gain it wet, just to lick it off. She also like to fetch, but only tape balls.
whether my cat is laying down, and you hand him something, he will take it out of your hand and hold it. he does it with whatever you give him...banana, remote control, pack of cigarettes, pen, cell phones. i love him.
when it be a kitten it drank from the toilet haha and it also used to chill in there to... we then have to keep all bathroom doors closed haha hes still not aloud in at hand and hes 7 now :D but i love my fat silly kitty haha and my friends cat plays fetch and her infirm cat always licked my eyelids when i was sleeping haha
Answers:    My kitty starts sceraming meows when she see noones around.
she carries strings around the house while meowing
she hides behind the trashcan afterwards starts whining when i say NO
she goes crazy for catnip and starts going hyper x 10
she flips over while shes walking if you chase her
she attacks my leg whether i start howling like a monkey
she plays with a plastic milk ring on the balcony, throws it, and expects me to throw it stern
she sometimes sleep on my arm or under my chin
she kneads my hand whether i dont wake up
she only eats one type of food, shredded chicken and salmon
after she poops, she go hyper and runs around
when she was little she tried to catch her tail
when shes licking herself her ear gets bent rear sometimes
she plays hide and go seek near me
she starts playing in the litterbox after i clean it
she pretends shes gonna jump past its sell-by date the balcony just to get us to come upstairs
she sits by the windowpane and stares at other cats and dogs(gets scared by dogs, not cats)
she starts chattering if i hold her toy too high so she cant carry it
she catches a fly until she is tired out and goes to sleep
sometimes if you chase her and screech she jumps up on your leg and pushes you
shes attacked my sister before..violently lol
she purrs as soon as someone starts rubbing her ears

i know thats alot, my kitty is unexpected haha :)
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Here is a list of my cats strange behavior. He is eating a leaf right in a minute.
Mindy my cat and your cat must be related!
my cat, when it be younger, would always get up on its hind legs and act approaching a prarie dog. with his little paws flopped. it was adorable!

and when i get it from the pound, i noticed everytime i touched it or picked it up it would meow. and thats why i picked it! it has such a strong personality.
meows non stop when she's being petted
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