Now that my dog have settled to live a existence of extreme stupidity, what to do?

he acts very stupidly. he would put his face inside the toilet bowl for no source. he would enter the tub and try to dig in it. he would also jump within the air whenever a light is turned on or off.
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he is just being a dog and when he see something different he wants to inspect it. my little poochi will stare at the ceiling and find any spiders or bugs crawling around before i do and save watching them until i get rid or them. my other dogs and him will look up into the sky when they hear planes and copters along with geese flying by before i do and my husky loves putting his come first in the toilet so i keep the lids down.the poochi will verbs constantly in the blankets and tug all of the pillows and covers down with his teeth and it take him a good 20 minutes to find the right spot then he jumps down. they adjectives have their own quirks so couriosity is just not within cats but dogs as well.
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You haven't yet learned to close the bathroom door? The toilet bowl and tub article would stop immediately once you learn to keep the bathroom door shut.

As for the jump whenever a light is turned on or off, that's most likely a startle reflex. Or he does it to be funny. Dogs do funny things, so titter when he's trying to be silly.
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Tape it dude and win thousands on funiest home video LOL!.
Sounds like you have a bored dog. You call for to do more with him by taking for walks and learning deep obedience which can be fun for you and your dog.
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Answers:    He's possibly bored and wishes more excersice or toys to play with. On the other hand, he could be entertaining you. He may have done it a couple of times whilst exploring and notice you laughing at him so he'll do it again and again. My dog sits and stairs out of my bedroom window. There's nothing out there for him to see apart from cars on the road but he seems very interested within something.

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That sounds strange. Better consult a vet about this behavior or, you may check this out, http://dogtime.com/behavior.html, to know more about dogs' behavior. Good luck!
is he on any drugs lol jokin' ... i dunno some pups are crazy like that t'ill their 3 sometimes
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