What is some entertainment your horse provides you?

Haha mine would have to be today during the period of bathing my boy, he grab the hose in the bucket and fully soaked me with it haha i love him to bits.

What about you guys?
When I go up the hill to see my horses I like to sit on this log and simply watch them, but now every time my weanling walks up to me and tries to untie my shoes, it's really cute I love him so much.
Stretch at shows.. if he gets too torked at ppl staring at him in his stall, will hold his water bucket, wait for them to get close ample and then whack it on the wall and spray them. I have placed signs.. but they must be illiterate, then they are cracked at my mule for doing what I told them not to do!!

I seriously think theres nothing funnier than a donkey having a wacky on bucking fit.. Ozzy had to get his staples out yesterday after his skin biospy, so he always get a mad on at the vets. It starts with organizer slinging and grunting noises while tied. Then just goes into satanic mode during the exam and at domestic, releases all that built up donkey madness in a series of bucks (donkeys really can't buck next to enthusiasm) and those long ears pinned back for an hour until he cools off. Its a 2 yr old tempertantrum beside 4 legs.

Seeing it sneeze.
Our weanling is a riot...

We were worried about worming him for the first time, then as soon as he saw the syringe he virtually swallowed the whole thing- before the cap be off!

Walking him back to the paddock one day, the trash fire have been lit (it is near the paddock gate) so I was concerned he would carry upset walking past it. Instead Magneto walks directly up to it and almost stuck his feeler in the flaming barrel!

He likes to play next to the miniature goats next door, but is afraid of the chickens.

He will only play with the Jolly Ball whether you play with him.

Magneto also tries to grab the lead rope and tramp himself... (but we're working on extinguishing that behavior before he gets even bigger than he is).

Also, according to my doctor, he gave me pinkeye by sneezing surrounded by my face! :/ Annoying, but still funny.
We have three horses and they don't like to run in their paddock much, so we chase them (nicely) around our arena for them to capture exercise. However, they love it!! The run around, buck, kick, strike, and squeal at each other. My dad has a really big clydesdale and when she runs and squeals it's looks really funny. Also my horse loves to splash within the water trough when I'm filling it after cleaning it in the summer. She puts surrounded by her nose and shakes her head really hard to soak her obverse and chest - and me :) and sometimes puts in her foot too. And my mom's horse has a really itchy spot on the inside of his back leg so when she scratch it, he sticks out his lip really far, raises his neck, and lifts his leg similar to a dog going to pee.
Well, my horse lifts his tail up and farts every single time lacking fail when I get to his back cease whilst grooming him. Then he'll turn his head round and look at me as if to say...

'I did it merely for you, you know!'


Yesterday, my horse pulled the cross-ties in his stall out. He pulled out the tie from a brick wall! I thought it was funny how strong he is.
He also lick your arms if he thinks you have a treat. He lick from your hand to your shoulder and then moves down to your legs, he is such a piggy!
Putting my factor Arabs rug on. He will look at me cheekily and pull it off with his teeth... that tell you mum!

Oh he gets "lip on" when he doesn't like something also :)
Answers:    We have one horse who liked to twirl his halter/lead rope over his head like a lasso.

We hold two of them that play this game where one holds on to the other's tongue and the first one to give up loses. I've see this game last 10 minutes.

We have two that will stand at the final of their stalls and play tug-o-war with a jolly ball. You look at the put money on of the barn at any time of the day and see 3 or 4 jolly balls that own been droped opn the ground. Toss them back in and consent to the games continue.

We have one who got upset that his kid be pulling his mane, so he turned around and pulled out a chunk of her "mane"!

One will turn his head all the way sideways, nearly upside down, and stretch his nose out for treats. If you flip your head upside down, he'll flip the other way and brand faces with you. If you get close plenty, he licks and nuzzles, always has to be contained by your bubble.

We have one horse who stands around flapping his lips ALL day long. It's cute at first, afterwards just annoying.

One will suck on his tongue for 20 minutes after each and every treat. It's like he is trying to get hold of every last little bit of flavor out of it! Complete strangers takes pictures of him doing this :)

One horse will stick his tongue out to beg for a treat. You are to deposit the treat on his tongue, afterwards he eats it. Cute :)

Our big 18.1 gelding likes to be led around by the jack russell terrier.

Two horses close to to look over the top of their stall wall at each other. The big horse is able to just put his go before over, but the little one cant, so he has figured out how to get his toes on the lip of the lower boards and stand on the wall so he can look over!

One horse likes to scratch his front leg with the other front leg. He'll be standing around waiting his turn within a lesson or whatever and you'll see him very slowly cross his legs and move them up and down. He tries to be discreet about it, enormously strange, but he's a weirdo anyway.

I could go on all daytime, but I won't :)
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