Do You Think Cats And Dogs Are Secretly Having A War?
OMG, you think so too? I so know they are. That is why cats hunt at night, and dogs during the light of day. Over time, they have adapted to be able to hunt each other.
Actuallu, I think there was some wort of movie near that in it. Cute premise, but nope, they are just being cats and dogs.
Dogs RULE, btw.
Well no wonder there is a time of war. Dogs think cats taste yummy, especially when a human tape bacon to them..
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But I actually think Cats have a time of war on humans...
The Diary of a Cat
# DAY 752
My captors continue to taunt me with weird little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only entity that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I gain from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
# DAY 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their foot while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
# DAY 762
Slept adjectives day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
# DAY 765
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, contained by attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their heart. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I be...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...
# DAY 768
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the river torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
# DAY 771
There be some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed within solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly, I overheard that my confinement be due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage...
# DAY 774
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and conceivably snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird, equally, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks next to them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safeties assured. But I can wait, it is solely a matter of time.
Probably.
I don't think so.
Yes. My little dog be attacked by a cat.
We walked out of our flat and there was a cat, He bark and it ran away. We walked around the block, come back and the cat jumped out at him and scratched him to bits right out side our house... Little bugger must of waited for him. It be actually funny, he felt sorry for himself for days.
No, both cats and dogs are too lazy for that.
it's a really good question, come to reflect of it yes! you get the few relationships between cats and dogs but they're really rare, but my dog goes after anthing that moves unless he know the thing.
Answers: yes, my dog just copies what the cat does when on a walk. Its scary coz it might be some nature of mind trick so they can take over the world. jkz
I heard that Barak Obama is on the cats' side and thats why e hates president Bush so much.
They SO are
Oh yeah, my dog like to sneak attack the strays all the time.
Highly doubt it. But hey whats life short a little imaginative fun.
Wasn't that a movie?
If so, rent and study and get back to me on that, kthx.
No secret about the period of war my Jack Russell cross wages on cats in our garden,it,s all very depart and public.You should see those moggies fly!
No they do not hold the mentality to do so.
jibberish
It's not a secret.
And cats are champion.
Haha maybah
my dog and cat sleep together so i think they are having a touch affair rather than a war. ; )
Nope..
I think they are surrounded by on something together. I think we are all going to be in for a big surprise
yeah i think they are, be in motion CATS!
Have you not read any Garfield? Of course and the cats are winning.
no, they secretly have an alliance near each other hopefully to eventually take over the humans
My dog loves cats better than other dogs, so maybe she's a rebel! I so agree! ;)
Yup... be in motion cats!
I used to have two Jack Russels and believe me the cats lost everytime.
yes
omg yes they are and dogs are totally better than stupid cats =P
Hahahaha YESSSS! lol
Sometimes Cats can make great time beside dogs,But Cats and Dog have Cats a foe. A person I know has two dogs and a cat they come across to have good time with it. On other side a few Cats and Dogs obtain along ,But they most of the don't,But yeah it kind of true.
