Im 16 years frail and am afraid of a lil' cricket??

Here I am computer in hand in my hip bath room yup..So I came in to wash my hand and as soon as I turn around on the counter is a cricket. So Im obviously like "what the dam?" I wasn't worried in the region of it until it started hoppin like rabidly!! I tried to hit it but it was like
on crack!! He jump and hit over my toothe brush! gross he touched it!! Im in my shower right now and Im scared!! he blocked the doorway. And I reason there is two crickets now!! HELP ME! THIS IS NOT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOOT A JOKE!
Theres notin 2 b a fraid of they wount hert you just get a jar and a tabloid and open the window or door and let it free
usually what i do (i'm also 16 years old)
is run out of the bathroom,
shut the door
put a towel under it so that the cricket(s) doesn't/don't get through and i name for my dad to help.

worst case
i grab a gluey hairspray and spray it to slow it down, then either guide it near the tub or sink to wash it down or if i can catch it at this point
i catch a thick wad of tp or tissues or a washcloth that i don't care give or take a few and i smush the frickon creature.

gross !
Answers:    You have a Computer within your shower?
Pretend it is the cricket from Pinocchio, give a little whistle and walk absent.
Oh wow Cassie xD RUN DAMMIT! RUN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER RAN BEFORE! Hey the guy above me.thats gross. Crickets jumped within the kids hair and choked him?.oooooook. [cassie i know ur bsing :P]

HAVE A NICE DAY

grow up. lordy mummy its just a wee cricket it cant kill you! mind you i did read a story once approximately a kid who hit a cricket, the cricket gave out this noise that is so illustrious that humans cant hear it... anyhow within like 30 seconds millions of crickets jump into the kids hair and eyes and ears and she chocked to death. so dont hit the cricket.
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