Problems next to this animal...?

Problems with this animal...?
How do i make my pet penguin speak English??
no matter how complicated i try i cant get that damn*d stuffed animal to say any thing anymore, what am i doing wrong?
adjectives it does is sit there these days
plz
I'm trying so hard to engender this work
I'm going insane here
its just staring at me with its eye [b/c he accidentally pocked its self in th eye beside its hooked` hand from a past pirate adventure {don't ask it have a hard past }]
AH!

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wait a f** minute.PENGUINS TALK?

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You will have to learn to speak penguin then edify it to speak English. I thought everyone knew that.

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Answers:    that is silly lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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all i can say here is doesn`t matter what makes you tick

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what you are crazy penguins don't speak

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