Who be the 1st guy who granted?

who was the 1st guy who seen a cow and said im gonna squeeze them 2 see what comes out?
someone in the middleast around 7000 years ago lol
well john who are medow ladies ? answer: women john women, what do women have and what do men play next to women so blame 'Adam' he suck pulled and squeezed them to see what came out then when he was feed up he stuck the baby on it to stop it, women loved it so for years they have carried on doing it. Hope it helps
they probably wanted to know what breast milk taste like :)
haha thats a question we will never know the answer to..its like saying, who settled that a "cuss" word is bad to say...who decided that the F word is unpromising?
Um... it be probably more like, "Hey, female humans lactate to feed babies. And hey, womanly cows seem to have breast-like things which calves suckle on. This can only imply that cow udders produce milk which humans can drink... yay..."
It is kind of like breast milk.They figured it out.
That would be me.
Could you imagine what would've happen had they tried to milk a bull instead.wahey!
its a similar enough idea to what humans do with breast milk. So this guy be smart and perverted.
ha ha ha ha ha ha I dunno, but he/she was a rare talent

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feel of it as Instinct when your a baby why do you think im going to suck on my mom?
uuuummmm..Correct? ugh i enjoy no idea...
Answers:    IDK. But I would have loved to be nearby when that happened. Or better yet, who decided when the egg fell out of the chicken, let's get through that white thing that fell from the chicken's ***! LOL
Worse yet, who decided to drink it?
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