Why are humans so interested surrounded by my poo?

Personally, I'm glad to get rid of it, but the guy who thinks he's my master, puts it in a plastic backpack and then he posts it. What's that about? Am I being analysed and registered on a Database?
Submitted by a perplexed German Shepherd. (Deutsche Sch"aferhund)
ask to them who are doing this
They are checking for traces of performance enhancing drugs.
They do random tests for cannabis as in good health so buy yourself some zydot for the morning after you've had Mary Jane just in suitcase they nab you
They won't care that you are foreign, the law is the law regardless of where on earth you come from originally you are just as likely to get busted as an afghan hound and we adjectives know what they are like!
Answers:    Most definately, he's posting it stale to the CIA by the sounds of it.
trust no-one. poo secretley.
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